I'm thinking I shouldn't put this one to the site...
These are my friends. I doubt they'd ever be caught in the same room, but they do seem to agree on their opinion of me. I don't blame them; I really HAVE been behaving badly lately. (Or, at least more than usual)
If they care to reveal themselves they may, but I'll never tell. They're really great people, the both of them.
EDIT: The one on the left revealed himself as ~DavidJCobb
Don't sell yourself short.
I'd offer more inspirational words, but your current state-of-mind would just ignore them.